UBC ANNOUNCES ANOTHER MERGER CREATES LAP DOG LOCAL 4
PRESIDENT DAN MCDONALD
VICE PRESIDENT JUSTIN WEIDNER
FINANCIAL SECRETARY BERNIE MADOFF
RECORDING SECRETARY GUMBY
WARDEN MIKE FORDE
MEMBERSHIP TRAINING CLASSES BEGIN ON NOVEMBER 1,2014
CPR CLASS
(LEARN TO HUFF, PUFF AND BLOW)
OSHA 10 CLASS
STAB YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER IN THE BACK CLASS
BECOME A DOUG RIGHT HAND MAN CLASS
ORGANIZE BY LIES SEMINARS
HOW TO SPOT A DERANGED LONER AND COMMIE CLASS
HOW TO SPOT AN ANARCHIST CLASS
WIFFLE BALL CLASS
(PREP CLASS FOR THE 300 HITTERS CLUB)
WHY SAFETY TRAINING IS IMPORTANT
CORRECT CPR
UBC VERSION OF CPR
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