WHERE'S WALDO MCCARRON
ABDUCTED BY ALIENS??
DOUGY DON'T PHONE HOME
NO EVEN THEY WOULD NOT WANT HIM
PRISON??
WISHFUL THINKING
ARKHAM ASYLUM FOR DELUSIONAL DIRT BAGS??
MAKES SENSE
HAS HE CAUGHT THE SCROTUM VIRUS??
ONE CAN ONLY HOPE
WHILE NOBODY REALLY CARES EXCEPT THOSE WHO SUCK HIS ASS TO KEEP THEIR UBC POSITIONS WE WOULD HATE TO HAVE MISSED THE FUNERAL