DECREPIT OLD IDIOTS WHO JUST REFUSE TO HANG IT UP...

 

SOMETIMES WE MUST WONDER WHY WE  ARE SO SCREWED AND WHY OUR WORLD HAS BECOME SUCH AN UNSTABLE PLACE???

 

COULD IT BE BECAUSE FROM INDIVIDUAL STATES TO WASHINGTON DC TO THE UBC WE ARE BEING VICTIMIZED BY

  GOOFY OLD IDIOTS WHO JUST REFUSE TO "GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT"

  This is not a statement on all the elderly. Just these assholes.

HERE WE HAVE A COLLECTION OF DECREPIT OLD ASSHOLES WHO WERE ASSHOLES LONG BEFORE THEY STARTED WEARING ADULT DEPENDS DIAPERS AND FORGETTING TO WEAR PANTS WHEN THEY GO OUTSIDE

 AND YET THESE DECREPIT OLD IDIOTS ARE STILL MAKING DECISIONS THAT IMPACT PEOPLE LIVES

 

THEY JUST REFUSE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND HANG IT UP.SO WHAT DO WE DO??

 

SHALL SOCIETY BE FORCED TO MAKE THE ESKIMO FOLKLORE A REALITY AND PUT THESE DECREPIT OLD IDIOTS ON THE ICE FLOW AND PUSH THEM OUT TO SEA 

 

 met·a·phor·i·cal·ly

adverb

adverb: metaphorically

in a way that uses or relates to metaphor; figuratively.

 

 

 MY PERSONAL CHOICE FOR DOUGY  WOULD BE THAT HE GETS RUN OVER BY A BUS 

NOT met·a·phor·i·cal·ly

adverb

adverb: metaphorically

in a way that does NOT use or relate to metaphor; figuratively.

 

 BUT HEY. YOU CANT ALWAYS HAVE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

WHAT DOES OUR FUTURE HOLD WHEN THOSE IN POWER ARE EITHER STRAIGHT UP LOONY TUNES OR DECREPIT OLD IDIOTS SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA AND DIAPER RASH??

 

AND FOR THE RECORD "I AM" AN OLD ASSHOLE BUT.......

I AM CONSIDERING A RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE OR THE TOP SPOT AS GRAND POO BAH  OF THE UNITED BROTHERHOOD OF CARPENTERS 

CAN I COUNT ON YOUR SUPPORT AND DONATIONS??

 

AS YOU CAN SEE I AM A BIT OVER QUALIFIED FOR EITHER SPOT BUT WILL TRY TO DUMB MYSELF DOWN IF I WIN

 

 

I MEAN IF THIS GOOFY LOOKING IDIOT CAN BE A UBC EST  

JAY SLING BLADE BRADSHAW 

I CAN BE THE UBC GRAND POO BAH 

 

 

AND OH YES.. BEFORE YOU GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH

 

 

SATIRE

noun

noun: satire

the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

 

 HEY DANNY BOY SHANLEY.QUICK GO FILE A BRIEF AND TELL THE COURT I AM ANTI OLD PEOPLE