FRANKY THE CHIMP SPENCER LANDS A NEW GIG.MEET "GIGGLES PECKERWOOD" THE JERSEY CLOWN

GIGGLES PECKERWOOD BRINGS HIS MANY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AS A CARNIVAL BARKER/PROFESSIONAL STORY TELLER AND BULLSHYTTER WITH THE CARPENTERS UNION TO HIS NEW JOB

                                                                GIGGLES PECKERWOOD.

 WHY THE SAD FACE GIGGLES??

IS IT BECAUSE YOU AND DOUGY BROKE UP?DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE BACK HIS PROMISE RING?

 

 PECKERWOOD THE JERSEY CLOWN IS AVAILABLE FOR BIRTHDAY PARTIES,BAR MITZVAHS AND OTHER EVENTS.JUST BE SURE TO LOCK UP THE SILVER AND YOUR JEWELRY.AS A CARPENTERS UNION OFFICER FRANKY THE CHIMP SPENCER HAS A HISTORY OF "CONSULTING FEES"

 

MOST DAYS GIGGLES PECKERWOOD CAN BE FOUND IN FRONT OF THE TIRE WAREHOUSE IN NEW JERSEY

 AND IN FRONT OF HR BLOCK DURING TAX SEASON

 

RUMOR HAS IT SPENCER'S ULTIMATE DREAM IS TO OPEN HIS OWN CLOWN MOTEL ON THE CAMDEN WATERFRONT SO HE CAN BE CLOSE TO LITTLE GEORGY NORCROSS'S ASS CHEEKS

PERHAPS FRANKY IS WAITING FOR HIS "SEVERANCE PAYMENT" FROM THE CARPENTERS CRIMINAL SYNDICATE AND FOR THE CAMDEN TAX BREAKS INVESTIGATION OF HIS BUDDY NORCROSS TO SETTLE DOWN 

 

RUMORS ARE ALSO FLYING THAT WE MAY SEE ANOTHER SPENCER/MCCARRON PARTNERSHIP AT THE CAMDEN CLOWN MOTEL SO DOUGY CAN SHOWCASE HIS ICE CREAM SHITTING SKILLS

 WHILE THERE IS NO PROOF TO THIS RUMOR DIRTY DOUG THE ICE CREAM CRAPPER DID ALLOW FRANK SPENCER TO BUY OUT HIS UBC VEHICLE LEASE AND TAKE HIS UBC VEHICLE HOME WITH HIM

 

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW CAREER AS A CLOWN GIGGLES.I WOULD LIKE TO SAY WE ARE SORRY TO SEE YOU GO BUT THAT WOULD BE A LIE

 

 ALWAYS REMEMBERS YOUR LEGACY AT THE UBC WILL BE THE SAME AS DIRTY DOUGS

 YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AS A CROOK,A PUNK,A LIAR,AN ASSHOLE AND A SCOURGE ON ORGANIZED LABOR

LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HELP YOU SLEEP BETTER FRANKIE

 

REMEMBER THE EXPRESSION "FOLLOW THE MONEY"? 

TELL YOUR BUDDY TERRENCE MOONEY HELLO FOR ME WILL YOU