UBC HACK AND PROFESSIONAL LIAR BY DAY

              BEER PONG CHAMPION BY NIGHT

JOIN US FOR OUR  NEW "EXTRAORDINARY BALLSACK" OF THE MONTH SEGMENT

CAST YOUR VOTE FROM THE LONG LIST FOR THAT SPECIAL MEMBER OF DIRTY DOUGS DIRT BAGS AND BALLSACK HACKS

 EACH MONTH "YOU THE VOTERS"  WILL CROWN A NEW WINNER

 

EACH MONTH OUR LUCKY WINNER AND ONE LUCKY VOTER WILL RECEIVE THEIR CHOICE  OF A  GENUINE  SET OF "BILLY BOB TEETH" OR A DIRTY DOUG MCCARRON "SCREW THEM RETIREES" TEE SHIRT

AND NOW FOR THE BIGEST NEWS YET!!

YES SIREE YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST!!! 

   

AT YEARS END ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL WIN A BONNA FIDE REPLICA "FLEETWOOD DOUBLE WIDE"

PENDANT AND OR DOUBLE WIDE KEY CHAIN  

MADE FROM THE HIGHEST SCRAP TIN STRAIGHT FROM THE LAMONT SANFORD SCRAP YARDS