IT WAS A BLUSTERY HALLOWEEN.A DARK AND WINDY NIGHT
YOU ARE WALKING HOME ALONE FROM THE SMIRNOFF'S TRUNK OR TREAT EVENT
SUDDENLY!! FROM THE SHADOWS APPEARED A ZOMBIE.ONE OF THE WALKING DEAD
THIS WAS BOTH SCARY AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME.YOU KNEW THIS WAS NO ORDINARY ZOMBIE.
THIS WAS THE DREADED DOUGY WEINSTEIN ZOMBIE
AKA: THE PERVERT ZOMBIE
Case 2:20-cv-03146
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
CENTRAL DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA
ONCE AGAIN.YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHYTE UP
THAT DOUGY WEINSTEIN. HE WAS ONE SMOOTH TALKER.HE SURE KNEW HOW TO CHAT UP THE LADIES
COVER YOUR ASS IT IS NOT YOUR BRAIN HE WANTS TO EAT !!!!
AND THE SAD PART??
A WALKING DEAD DECREPIT OLD ZOMBIE WHO STILL THINKS IT CAN GET LAID
SOMEBODY TOLD DOUGY MAN BOOBS AND ADULT DIAPERS TURN WOMEN ON
THERE HAS BEEN SPECULATION DIRTY DOUGY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME
BUT HIS WRINKLY OLD DEAD ASS JUST REFUSES TO LET GO
NOW HE JOINS THESE OTHER WALKING DEAD
WHO TRY TO HOLD ON TO POWER FROM THE ZOMBIE GRAVE
WHAT WILL YOU DO ON SOME DARK SCARY NIGHT WHEN THIS ZOMBIE HORDE IS COMING DOWN YOUR STREET
WILL YOU RUN!!WILL YOU HIDE!!
OR WILL YOU PUT THEM ON A BUS AND SEND THEM TO NYC AND OTHER ZOMBIE SANCTUARY CITIES??
RUMOR HAS IT THAT TO COMMEMORATE DOUG MCCARRON MOVING ON TO ZOMBIE LAND THE UBC INTERNATIONAL WILL BE OFFERING DISCOUNTED COPIES OF DOUGS AUTOBIOGRAPHY ENTITLED:
"I WAS DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD ME.A LOVE STORY"
SOON TO BE RELEASED BY HAPPY FACE CONDOMS PUBLISHING
