CONDUCT UNBECOMING

 HAS DANNY "THE SYNDROME" MCDONALD WROTE A BOOK

 IT IS RUMORED THAT DANNY "THE  SYNDROME" MCDONALD IS NOT SITTING BACK WHILE OTHERS CAPITALIZE ON THIS BATTLE FOR JUSTICE . A BATTLE WHICH EVERYDAY IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE LIKE A SEGMENT OF THE HIT SERIES "THE TWILIGHT ZONE"

ALTHOUGH IT IS TRUE, AND WE CLEARLY WARN YOU,THAT THIS LATEST RUMOR HAS NO BASIS IN FACT AND IS ROOTED IN THE LAND OF SATIRE .SOME CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE GIVE IT A CERTAIN AIR OF CREDIBILITY. 

COULD THIS ACTUALLY BE  DAN MCDONALDS(ALIAS THE SYNDROME) NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY??

(CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE 1)

BEING BUILT LIKE A PILE OF COW MANURE STUFFED IN A BURLAP SACK WITH HUGE MAN BREASTS AND A CAMEL TOE WITH !!!TWO HUMPS!!!. 

AND THEN STUFFING THE ENTIRE HIDEOUS MESS INTO A PAIR OF BLACK LEOTARDS WITH A WHITE SUPER S ON THE FRONT. TOPPED OFF WITH A BRIGHT ORANGE POMPADOUR.  ALL THIS ATOP TWO STUMPY WHITTLE SPLAY LEGS

(CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE 2)

MAKING SCARY THREATENING PHONE CALLS WHERE EVERY OTHER WORD IS FOOK.

USING THREATS LIKE IF YOU SUPPORT MIKE "ILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT" 

OR IF YOU SUPPORT MIKE"I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY PURSE.YOU BITCH"

(CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE 3)

FIRST ACT AS 1506 LEADER WAS INSTALLING TAMPAX MACHINES IN ALL 1506 MENS ROOMS 

COULD THE RUMOR BE TRUE