NEW LAP DOG LOCAL 4

UBC ANNOUNCES ANOTHER MERGER CREATES LAP DOG LOCAL 4

PRESIDENT DAN "SPICE GIRL"MCDONALD

VICE PRESIDENT JUSTIN "BEIBER"WEIDNER

FINANCIAL SECRETARY  BERNIE MADOFF

RECORDING SECRETARY GUMBY

WARDEN  MIKE "FEDERAL PRISONER"FORDE

MEMBERSHIP TRAINING CLASSES BEGIN ON NOVEMBER 1,2015

        

       SIGN UP FOR CLASSES NOW       

 CPR CLASS  

(LEARN TO HUFF, PUFF AND BLOW)

  
OSHA 10 AND OSHA ASS CLASS

STAB YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER IN THE BACK CLASS

BECOME A DOUG RIGHT HAND MAN CLASS
(KNEE PADS OPTIONAL)

ORGANIZE BY LIES SEMINARS 

HOW TO SPOT A DERANGED LONER AND COMMIE CLASS

HOW TO SPOT AN ANARCHIST CLASS 

THE RED MENACE 

WIFFLE BALL CLASS

 
(PREP CLASS FOR THE 300 HITTERS CLUB)
 TWO JACK ASS IN A FIELD. 300 UBC JACK ASS IN VEGAS

WHY SAFETY TRAINING IS IMPORTANT

CORRECT CPR

UBC VERSION OF CPR

 

WHY?? BECAUSE WE LIKE IT!!