UBC BAD BOY LITTLE DAN MCDONALD

 NOW YOU TOO CAN BE A LOSER JUST LIKE UBC HERO DAN "MUNCHKIN" MCDONALD. PICK FROM ONE OF THE MANY CHOICES IN THE DAN MCDONALD FASHION PARADE AND BE JUST LIKE BIG DOUGS SIDEKICK "LITTLE DANNY".THE BEST THE UNITED BROTHERHOOD OF CARPENTERS HAS TO OFFER

                                 

 

BE LESS THAN MANLY.HAVE PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU AS YOU PASS BY.HAVE YOU FRIENDS HUMILIATE YOU. BE A NAPOLEON LOOK ALIKE.HAVE YOU FRIENDS USE YOUR HEAD AS A BEER CAN HOLDER.SUFFER FROM NAPOLEON SYNDROME.MUNCHKIN DANNY FAN CLUB MEMBERS GET 10% OFF!!

        FORMAL WEAR FOR A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN WITH OTHER LITTLE PEOPLE

                                                               

              

CASUAL WEAR FOR AN OUTING TO THE LOLLIPOP TREE
                                          

FOR THAT OCCASIONAL OVERNIGHT AT THE TRAINING CENTER IN LAS VEGAS

                                       

 LETS NOT FORGET A GOOD HAIRCUT MAKES THE MUNCHKIN FEEL SPECIAL.CHOOSE FROM ONE OF THESE DAN MCDONALD FAVORITES(NOTE: DAN MCDONALD IS THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE.DOESN'T HE LOOK SCARY?)

                                      

                     

    VISIT THE UBC LAND OF OZ TRAINING CENTER IN LAS VEGAS WHERE YOU CAN ALSO TRAIN TO BE A BIG DOUG SIDEKICK.TAKE THE TWO DAY WITNESS TAMPERING CRASH COURSE.

                                           

   
                               BIG DOUGY MCCARRON
                                           

The rootin Tootin Head of the UBC. The only thing between you and a deranged loner or commie..Hes your Huckleberry!
                            

   Sign up now for the Dan "Munchkin"McDonald Fashion Parade and we will send you a catalog.Call us at 1-800-BR549 The first 10 callers get a Mike Draper blow up doll