DOES DIRTY DOUG MCCARRON SUFFER FROM BUMBLE JOE SYNDROME??

 

 RUMOR HAS IT DOUG MCCARRON HAS RECENTLY UNDERGONE SOME "PROCEDURES"

 BUT RECENT PHOTOS OF MCCARRON REVEAL IT IS MUCH MORE SERIOUS AND HE MIGHT SUFFER FROM BUMBLE JOE SYNDROME

BUMBLE JOE SYNDROME SYMPTOMS

BUMBLING. GOOFY. INCOHERENT. DESPERATE OLD MAN WHO REFUSES TO PULL THE PLUG

THESE PHOTOS ARE FROM THE RECENT JUNE 26-29 2023 SOUTHWEST COUNCIL TEAM BUILDING AND CIRCLE JERK CONFERENCE.THE CIRCLE JERK EVENT WAS HEADLINED BY THIS GOOFY IDIOT

 

 PETE GIANT HEAD RODRIGUEZ 

 

 

 

 

IT APPEARS MCCARRON KEEPS LOSING THINGS

FIRST HIS WALKER

AND THEN HIS 

 

UBC ENEMA BAG

 

RUMOR HAS IT THEY ARE ALLOCATING MONEY TO DOUGY PROOF THE MCCARRON SHRINE AND MEGA SHYTE HOLE IN VEGAS

THESE ARE THE SAME KITS THEY USE AT THE WHITE HOUSE

 

 

IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT IN DOUGYS HONOR AND TO SECURE HIS LEGACY HIS DAUGHTER- IN-LAW "NO SHOW" AMY MCCARRON IS DEVELOPING NEW TRAINING PROGRAMS

 

 THERE WILL BE A 14 YEAR APPRENTICE PROGRAM THAT TEACHES HOW TO PROPERLY INSTALL TENNIS BALLS ON WALKERS 

 

"NO SHOW"AMY IS ALSO WORKING ON A 15 YEAR APPRENTICE PROGRAM TEACHING PROPER MOTOR BOATING OF WRINKLY OLD GUY ASS 

  APPLICANTS FOR THESE PROGRAMS WILL BE CAREFULLY VETTED AND ONLY A SELECT FEW WILL BE CHOSEN

 

 

 APPROVED APPLICANT

 

 APPROVED APPLICANT

 

 

NOW TO BE HONEST WE HAD HOPED DIRTY DOUG WOULD GET RUN OVER BY A BUS 

AT LEAST TWICE

 

IT APPEARS THAT THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR IS DOUGY OVERDOSES ON HIS PUREED CARROTS 

 

AND SHITS HIMSELF TO DEATH

 

 

DISCLAIMER:

THIS IS NOT A STATEMENT IN SUPPORT OF EITHER POLITICAL PARTY. THE FACT IS THEY ALL SUCK DOGS ASS.