RUMOR HAS IT DOUG MCCARRON HAS RECENTLY UNDERGONE SOME "PROCEDURES"
BUT RECENT PHOTOS OF MCCARRON REVEAL IT IS MUCH MORE SERIOUS AND HE MIGHT SUFFER FROM BUMBLE JOE SYNDROME
BUMBLE JOE SYNDROME SYMPTOMS
BUMBLING. GOOFY. INCOHERENT. DESPERATE OLD MAN WHO REFUSES TO PULL THE PLUG
THESE PHOTOS ARE FROM THE RECENT JUNE 26-29 2023 SOUTHWEST COUNCIL TEAM BUILDING AND CIRCLE JERK CONFERENCE.THE CIRCLE JERK EVENT WAS HEADLINED BY THIS GOOFY IDIOT
PETE GIANT HEAD RODRIGUEZ
IT APPEARS MCCARRON KEEPS LOSING THINGS
FIRST HIS WALKER
AND THEN HIS
UBC ENEMA BAG
RUMOR HAS IT THEY ARE ALLOCATING MONEY TO DOUGY PROOF THE MCCARRON SHRINE AND MEGA SHYTE HOLE IN VEGAS
THESE ARE THE SAME KITS THEY USE AT THE WHITE HOUSE
IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT IN DOUGYS HONOR AND TO SECURE HIS LEGACY HIS DAUGHTER- IN-LAW "NO SHOW" AMY MCCARRON IS DEVELOPING NEW TRAINING PROGRAMS
THERE WILL BE A 14 YEAR APPRENTICE PROGRAM THAT TEACHES HOW TO PROPERLY INSTALL TENNIS BALLS ON WALKERS
"NO SHOW"AMY IS ALSO WORKING ON A 15 YEAR APPRENTICE PROGRAM TEACHING PROPER MOTOR BOATING OF WRINKLY OLD GUY ASS
APPROVED APPLICANT
APPROVED APPLICANT
NOW TO BE HONEST WE HAD HOPED DIRTY DOUG WOULD GET RUN OVER BY A BUS
AT LEAST TWICE
IT APPEARS THAT THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR IS DOUGY OVERDOSES ON HIS PUREED CARROTS
AND SHITS HIMSELF TO DEATH
DISCLAIMER:
THIS IS NOT A STATEMENT IN SUPPORT OF EITHER POLITICAL PARTY. THE FACT IS THEY ALL SUCK DOGS ASS.
