FAMOUS WORDS OF INFAMOUS TOADS

 (1)“When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.”
 (2)"Well, I am not a crook. I have earned
everything I have got.”
 


HYPNOTOAD WILL HAVE A IPAD/PALM READING BOOTH AT THE 41ST CONVENTION WITH THE  BALONEY PONY A PRACTICING WICKEN 

 AKA:SCARY MARY
AKA:  UBC OZ WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST,UBC OZ WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST AND AFTER THE UPCOMING MERGERS UBC OZ WICKED WITCH OF PARTS OF SOUTH BUFFALO AND PHILLY

BLOG OWNER ACCUSED OF BEING RACIST
AND WITCHAPHOBIC

UBC APPRENTICES WILL BE SELLING CUSTOM HAND MADE WITCHES BROOMS THAT THEY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON AT THE TRAINING CENTER FOR MONTHS.

 A DELUXE AND A CLASSIC MODEL WILL BE OFFERED.A SELECT FEW OF THESE CUSTOM MODELS WILL BE SIGNED BY HARRY POTTER AND "THE BALONEY PONY" 

CLASSIC

DELUXE

 PRESIDENT MCCARRON HAS HAD  APPRENTICES FLOWN IN FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR THIS SPECIAL PROJECT. THE EXPENSE FOR BROOM CONSTRUCTION AND FREE IPADS WAS PAID FOR WITH RETIREES PENSION CHECKS. 

 HYPNOTOAD ,ALIAS UBC PRESIDENT MCCARRON ,WORRIED WHAT A BLACK EYE ON LABOR YET ANOTHER FRAUD WOULD BE, HAS DECIDED TO OFFSET THE COST OF BROOM FABRICATION BY SELLING AUTOGRAPHED PICTURES OF HIMSELF AT THE CONVENTION.REVENUE FROM PHOTOGRAPH SALES IS EXPECTED TO REACH SINGLE DIGITS

    IN A MAGNANIMOUS GESTURE HE HAS DECIDED TO DONATE AN AMOUNT IN CASH EQUAL TO THE TREES,THE BUILT IN POOL AND HIS SONS TUITION HE PAID FOR WITH HIS MOTHERS ULLICO FRAUD MONEY