THE BALLAD OF "CASH" MCCARRON

WHILE THE UBC WAGES A SMEAR CAMPAIGN AND ACCUSES OTHERS OF MISCLASSIFICATION OF WORKERS AND  FRAUD 

HOW MANY UNDER THE TABLE JOBS DID BUSTER "CASH" MCCARRON WORK

HOW DID HE EARN THE NICKNAME  "CASH" MCCARRON

WE(AND EVERYBODY ELSE) SHALL SEE

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Little Doug The Robber (Dougy Joe)

Dougy Joe, the robber, He will steal nevermore
His days of robbing members, They are done
It was long ago in years gone by . He became the head baboon
But he never really took to anyone

Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe) Dougy Joe (Dougy  Joe)
Oh, wherever he's robbing now, I don't know (We don't know)
He was slick, but I was slicker, He drew quick, but I was quicker
And the publicity stopped his ticker Dougy Joe Yee-haw!

Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe) Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe)
Won't be missed by anyone will Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe)
Humankind he frowned upon, But not now, his face is gone
Guess your frowning days are done Oh, Dougy Joe Yee-haw!

Dougy Joe ( Dougy Joe)  Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe)
A cedilla on the D of Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe!)
He was a pussy in days of yore
Soon he will be a jailhouse whore
  Taking turns to make his ass sore, Oh, Dougy Joe Yee-haw!

Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe) Dougy Joe (Dougy Joe)
Where the rest of his pals have got to, we don't know (We don't know)
He was never any fun, Now his crooked race has run
  Dumb ass crying and on the run, Oh, Dougy Joe…